Thursday, July 31, 2008
The 38th Installation Of Apex Club Of Penang , 12th July 2008
Lifer Yeow from Apex Club of Taiping.
National President Thava receiving souvenier from Lifer Lim
President 2008/2009 Lifer Andrew Ong
Vice president Balan Menon
IPP Lifer Lim Chin Chye
Secretary Mike Ong
Treasurer Jane Chan
Service Director Victor Corbett
Bursary Director Angie Low
Social Director Anthony Kumar
Membership Jason Ang
Dinner Notice Edward Mai
Sargent At Arms Lifer Tony Ng
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Dinner Notice 828, 23rd July 2008 , May Garden restaurant, Penang Road, penang.
CLUB NO.8
DINNER NOTICE NO. 828
WEDNESDAY, 23rd July 2008
VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT,
TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM
CHAIRMAN : LIFER Andrew Ong
FINE MASTER : Mike Ong
APOLOGIES TO BE SENT TO LIFER Andrew Ong 012-4880234, Mike Ong 012-4710862
MINUTES OF 827TH MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF
ON 02/07/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT,
Attendance: President Lim Chin Chai, Lifer Andrew Ong, Lifer Tony Ng, Jane Chan, Mike Ong, Victor Corbett, Edward Mai, Balan Menon, Anthony Jayakumar, & Angie Low. Apologies: Jason Ang & Ai Choo. On Leave: Terrie Loo
1.0 Confirmation of minutes
1.1 The 826th Meeting Minutes was proposed for adoption by Tony Ng &
seconded by Edward.
2.0 Service Report
2.1 Charis Home: Mike Ong said the repaired portion of wall will be painted soon
before YB Phee Boon Poh officiate the hand over at 1 pm on 15/7/08.
2.2 Apexian Edward reported that LiferLim, Lifer Andrew & himself will sponsor
the lunch for the inmates at the Home at 11.30am
3.0 Promoting Apex to Colleges
3.1 Lifer Andrew advised to give The Principal of Kolej PTPL, Mrs KK Wong
some more time to decide before we follow up on the matter.
4.0 National Convention (01/08/08 – 03/08/08)
4.1 President Lim, Tony, Terrie, Mike, Edward, Jane, Anthony, Victor & family
will attend. Those yet to register were advised to liaise with Sathiaseelan asap.
5.0 38th Installation Night for Apex
5.1 Chairperson, Victor, reported that 40 Apexians and guests responded. Members
were delighted to know that Lifer Yeow of Taiping Club would likely attend.
5.2 Mike Ong reported that NP Apexian Thava hoped that SP Club will have their
installation jointly with
5.3 Mike Ong said YB Phee BP can’t make it as G.O.H as he had another function.
5.4 President Lim will re-instate the “Apexian of the Year Award”. He informed
that Lifer Tony, Edward & himself will form a panel to select the person.
5.5 President Lim said that Terrie hopes to complete the accounts by end of July.
6.0 Joint Installation Nights of KL/PJ/BSP/Shah Alam on 5/7/08
6.1 President Lim, Edward & Mike Ong will be attending the function.
7.0 National Convention of S’pore from 24th to 27th July 2008
7.1 President Lim, Edward, Mike & Anthony had booked tickets to attend.
8.0 Installation Nights of Malacca Central, Damansara & Klang
8.1 The Installation Night of Malacca had been postponed indefinitely.
8.2 Klang Club & Damansara Club will have their installations on 31/7/08.
9.0 2nd Meeting on Charity Food Carnival from 29 – 30 November 2008
9.1 Lifer Andrew & Mike Ong will attend meeting on 4/7/08
9.2 It was agreed that the profits be used for Apex Pg’s Education Fund.
10.0 Merdeka Run on 23/8/08
10.1 Members agreed to participate in the campaign, as mooted by KL Club, and
agreed to pay the participation fee of RM600/=.
11.0 General
11.1 Fines collected: RM16/= apportioned RM10/=to Travel Fund, RM6/= to Fines.
Meeting adjourned at 9. 45pm, proposed by Balan and seconded by Jane Chan.
Minutes Proposed by: …………………. Seconded by:……………….
Prepared by: Mike Ong
Knowing your job.....
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a Rupee
coin. Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath. The dad
realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for
help.
A well dressed, serious looking woman is sitting at a Tea stall in the
market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of Tea.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her Tea cup down , neatly
folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman
carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at
first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses
violently and coughs up the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free
hand. Releasing the boy, she hands the coin to the father and walks back to
the Tea stall without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never
seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a
doctor?'
No,' the woman replied, 'I work for the Income Tax Dept.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Dinner Notice 827, 2nd July 2008, May Garden Restaurant, Penang Road.
CLUB NO.8
DINNER NOTICE NO. 827
WEDNESDAY, 2nd July 2008
VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT,
TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM
CHAIRMAN : Lifer Tony Ng
FINE MASTER : Lifer Lim Chin Chye
APOLOGIES TO BE SENT TO LIFER LIM AT 012-5726581 , Lifer Tony 012-4857481
MINUTES OF 826TH MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF
ON 18/06/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT,
Attenndance: President Lim Chin Chai, Lifer Tony Ng, Jane Chan, Mike Ong,
Victor Corbett, Edward Mai, Jason Ang, Balan Menon, Angie Low
& Andrew Ong. On Leave: Terrie Loo
1.0 Amendment & the Confirmation of minutes
1.1 Arvind and Angie Low’s names were included as they were at the meeting.
1.2 The RM18/- collection was apportioned RM10/= for Travel Fund & RM8/= for
Fines Ac/s.
1.3 The 825th Meeting Minutes was then proposed for adoption by Edward Mai &
seconded by Balan Menon.
2.0 Service Report
2.1 Charis Home: Mike Ong said the holes in the wall had been repaired F.O.C.
3.0 Promoting Apex to Colleges
3.1 Mike Ong reported that he had sent a letter to The Principal of Kolej PTPL,
Mrs KK Wong for feedback on discussion at her office on 24th March 2008.
4.0 National Convention (01/08/08 – 03/08/08)
4.1 President Lim Chin Chai, Tony, Terrie, Mike,Edward, Jane, Anthony, Victor
and family will be attending.
5.0 38th Installation Night for Apex
5.1 Organising Chairman, Victor, reported that he had sent invitations to NB &
outstation members. Venue is
per pax is RM33/=. Dress Code: Long sleeves or batik. Outstation members are
encouraged to stay at Sri Pantai Motel which is close to event venue.
5.2 Mike Ong said he had sent an invitation to YB Phee Boon Poh as our G.O.H.
5.3 President Lim will check with Terrie when the accounts will be ready.
6.0 Joint Installation Nights of KL/PJ/Klang/Shah Alam on 5/7/08
6.1 President Lim, Edward & Mike Ong will be attending the function.
7.0 National Convention of S’pore from 24th to 27th July 2008
7.1 President Lim, Edward, Mike & Anthony had agreed to attend, Angie Low &
Jane are considering going too.
8.0 Installation Night of Malacca Central on 19/7/08
8.1 Members are encouraged to attend.
9.0 General
9.1 Fines collected: RM17/= apportioned RM10/=to Travel Fund, RM7/= to Fines.
9.2 Change the Club’s logo at pavilion in
Meeting adjourned at 9. 45pm, proposed by Balan and seconded by Andrew Ong
Minutes adopted, Proposed by: …………………. Seconded by:……………….
Prepared by: Mike Ong
The Value of a Drink"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered..
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver ."
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy