Tuesday, May 31, 2011

AGM / Dinner Notice 894th , 1st June 2011, Jade Palace Restaurant,Penang.

AGM/Dinner Notice : 894
Place : Jade Palace Restaurant,Penang
Time : 7.30pm Fellowship
: 8.00pm Meeting

Chairman : Jason Ang
Fine Master : Edward Mai

40th AGM-1st June 2011
Dear All,

Please take note that the 40th AGM is this Wednesday , 1st June 2011. Please
attend to vote for your new Team for Term 2011/2012. We will also formally
adopt the By-Laws for Apex Penang Education Fund. As at nomination day, Apexian
Danny Tan was the sole nominee for Treasurer while is contest for the President
and Secretary Post. Apexian Edward was the sole nominee for Chairman of Apex
Penang Education Fund.

Your attendance is most appreciated.

TQ

Mike Ong
Secretary 2010/2011


Message from National President 2010/2011

Dear Life Governors, Lifers, National Board Members,Club President and fellow Apexians,

Refering to my recent visit to Iloilo city in Philiphines for the 36th National Convention of Apex Philiphines which was hosted by Apex club of Leganes

as usual we 3 of us from Malaysia namely Apexian C.S.Naidu, Edward Mai and myself was welcomed by the National President and members of Apex

Philiphines.

I have witness their Bursary presentation during the convention for 40 students and all of the Bursary receipent have to come in front to introduce themselves

and tell about the back ground of their family and to share their views and feelings.In my opinion by this way we can interect more with the students and follow up

with them rather than just give away the bursary and sernd them off.

Apart from the convention we visited Aquaville Day Care Centre in Aquaville fishing village. This Day care centre was put up by Apex Club of Leganes 45

Apexian Edward Mai and Dr.Arokianathan. The Total cost to erect this concrete Building was Approximately 150,000.00 Pesos. This Nobel Project was benefited by 40 children for their early education. This credit must go to Apexian Edward Mai and Dr.Arokianathan who has put one more mile stone for Malaysia.

Syabas to These 2 Apexians

To All Club president as what I had mentionen in my earlier circular I would like to remind`again as our Apex physical year ends at 31st May to all the clubs please

hold your AGM in pursuant to ROS Rules. Kindly inform the National Board Members earlier when is your installation and this will enable us to attend to your

Installation.

Lastly I congratualate Apex club of Sg.Petani for their Bursary Presentation which was witness by my National Board members namely NVP Victor and Bursary Director/NIRO Dr.Arokianathan.

Best Regards & Cheers.......................

G.N.Nair

National President

A Tamil refugee turns billionaire and then gives away 50% of his wealth to Charity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvk_iEDlpck&feature=player_embedded





The One Liners

* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,
she said: Cheque books.

* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.


* What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

* Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

* Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

* Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?

A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

* Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?


Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

Another one for the collection:

What's the difference between a good secretary and a nice secretary?

One says "Good morning, boss". The other says "It's morning, boss."


"THE LIE DETECTOR"....!!!

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.


Dad: "Son, where were you today during school hours?"


SON: "At school."

The Robot slaps the son!

"Ok, I lied, I went to the movies."

DAD: "Which one?"

SON: "Toy Story."

Again, the Robot slaps son again!

"Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star."


DAD: "What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was".

The Robot slaps the Dad!


MOM: "Ha, ha! After all he's your son."

The Robot slaps the mom.