Apexian Whendie and Johanna from Apex Club of Leganes, Philippines , trip to Malaysia

Thank you NIRO Apexian SK HO, Propexian Quinn & Mrs HO.

Johanna & Whendie ( sponsor by Apex 45 Leganes , Philippines )

up up to Batu Carve

On my way to Genting Highland

Morning " Tim Sum "

                            Semi-con  factory training

With Sungai Pertani Apex Club

Visit to Chershire Home

Club House --Apex Club of Penang

A pavallion built by Apex Club of Penang.


Levels of Stress

You pick up a hitchhiker.... A beautiful girl.

Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital.

Now that's stressful

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant &

Congratulate you that you're going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.

This is getting very stressful!

 

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

 

After the tests are completed,

The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,

And probably have been since birth.

You're extremely stressed but relieved.

 

Chinese Wisdom
 

Woman asks:

If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? Man replies: It's very simple. Confucius say 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key!'.   Dog For Sale - Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name: Ho Lee Schitt.

If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? Man replies: It's very simple. Confucius say 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key!'.   Dog For Sale - Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name: Ho Lee Schitt.

If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.

But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone

calls him a real man. How come?

Man replies:

It's very simple.

Confucius say 'When one lock can be opened by 3

different keys, it's a bad lock.

But when one key can open 10 different locks, we

call it a master key!'.

 

Dog For Sale - Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore,

as there are no more drug pushers,

thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name:

Ho Lee Schitt.