The Morning After....in China by Apexian Jason Ang

The Morning After In China.....Jason Ang !!!!!!!!

Ala...mak...Bingo !!!!!

Moral......NO " Mabuk " before Se.........xxxx....

Thought of the day....

Thought for the DAY...

Specially For Apexian Victor R. Corbett


Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions....
- Swami Vivekananda


But alcohol helps u to forget the entire question itself.......
- Swami Vijay Mallya

The Trouble Tree

THE TROUBLE TREE

: > How easy it is to carry home our troubles from work, and how
: > devastating it can be to our families. The following story
: > reflects the wisdom of one man who chose to leave his worries
: > and frustrations behind.
: >
: > The carpenter I hired to help me restore an old farmhouse had
: > just finished a rough first day on the job. A flat tire made him
: > lose an hour of work, his electric saw quit, and now his ancient
: > pickup truck refused to start.
: >
: > While I drove him home, he sat in stoney silence. On arriving,
: > he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the
: > front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips
: > of the branches with both hands.
: >
: > After opening the door, he underwent an amazing transformation.
: > His tanned face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two
: > small children and gave his wife a kiss.
: >
: > Afterward, he walked me to my car. We passed the tree, and my
: > curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had
: > seen him do earlier.
: >
: > "Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied. "I know I can't help
: > having troubles on the job, but one thing is for sure, troubles
: > don't belong in the house with my wife and the children. So I
: > just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home. Then
: > in the morning, I pick them up again."
: >
: > "Funny thing is," he smiled, "when I come out in the morning to
: > pick them up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember hanging
: > up the night before."

Song for this Christmas. An updated version

Subject: Song for this Christmas (newly updated version)

SING TO THE TUNE OF SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN You'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better keep cash I'm telling you why: Recession is coming to town. It's hitting you once, It's hitting you twice It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise Recession is coming to town It's worthless if you've got shares It's worthless if you've got bonds It's safe when you've got cash in hand So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY You'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better keep cash I'm telling you why: Recession is coming to town! Finance products are confusing Finance products are so vague The banks make you bear the cost of risk So keep out for goodness sake, OH You'd better watch out You'd better not cry You'd better keep cash I'm telling you why: Recession is coming to town.

Dinner Notice 836th, 19th November 2008, May Garden Restaurant, Penang Road,Penang

DINNER NOTICE NO. 836

WEDNESDAY, 19th November 2008

VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM

CHAIRMAN : Angie Loh

FINEMASTER: Mike Ong

MINUTES OF 835th MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG, HELD

ON 05/11/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

MINUTES OF 835th MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG, HELD

ON 5/11/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

Attendance: President Andrew Ong, Jane Chan, Victor Corbett, Balan Menon, Jason Ang, Edward Mai, Angie Low, Mike Ong & Lifer Tony Ng .

Apologies: Gurmeet Singh, Anthony Jayakumar, Ai Choo & IPP Lim Chin Chai.

On Leave: Terrie Loo

1.0 Confirmation of minutes

1.1 The 834th Meeting Minutes was proposed for adoption by Jason Ang &

seconded by Balan Menon.

2.0 Service Report

2.1 On the Food Charity Carnival from 29^th to 30^th Nov 2008, the latest ticket sales

by Apexians has increased to RM7,700/=. Terrie has committed to take outright

RM200/= & she will assist to sell another RM300 worth of tickets, IPP Lifer Lim

has undertaken to sell RM300/= and Edward will pass RM200 worth of tickets

to Lifer Seah. Edward will match dollar for dollar of additional tickets sold by

all Apexians.

2.2 With the agreement of President, Mike Ong has given Pastor Hon of Relau

Rumah Charis to sell RM10,000/= worth of tickets of which a 15% of their sales

value will be donated to Rumah Charis.

2.3 It was agreed that all monies from ticket sales to be passed to Jane Chan by

10/11/08. Balan donated his 10 tickets for volunteers who will assist at the Food

Fair. Mike Ong will recruit some volunteers from SMK Zainal Abidin.

2.4 Jason, Mike & Angie Low volunteered to help at the Food Fair. The others are

encouraged to assist whenever possible.

3.0 Promoting Apex to private colleges

3.1 Members agreed to always keep this project e.g. KDU, in mind.

4.0 Adoption of residents/ Foster Parents’ day at Cheshire Home

4.1 Apex Pg will now adopt 3 residents, the additional one by Lifer Tony Ng.

4.2 Victor, Jason & Mike will represent Apex at the function on 8/11/08 at 4pm. All

to wear Apex attire.

5.0 General

5.1 CIMB will effect change of banking signatories by Friday, 7/11/08.

5.2 Victor, Jason & Mike will arrange furniture at Club House on 8/11/08 after

attending the Cheshire Home’s Foster Parent’s Day ceremony.

5.3 Angie Low to take note of deadline for submission of Bursary documents to

National Board for next year.

5.4 Apexians intending to go for the Philippines Nat’l Convention in May 2009 are to

liaise with Edward for early booking of flight.

5.5 Fines collection was RM22/=. Apportioned RM12/= to Travel Fund, RM10/= to

Fines A/c.

Meeting adjourned at 9.30pm, proposed by Balan and seconded by Angie Low.

Minutes Proposed by: …………………. Seconded by:……………….

Prepared by: Mike Ong

HUMOUR>>>>

Making Decision to Buy insurance ..............

Great Eastern or Prudential or AIA??????? The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his unborn baby. So he asked Great Eastern and the agent said,"Don't worry man, we'll provide insurance right from the basket to the casket". The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion. He then approached Prudential. The agent replied,"Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn child from the womb right up to the tomb". The man was stunned but thought that maybe all salesmen like to bullshit and decided to see the agent from AIA. He told the AIA agent what Prudential and Great Eastern had to offer. The AIA agent thought for a while, and then said, "Tell you something, we have one that is even better than Prudential and Great Eastern. We'll insure your child from " erection to resurrection " .

Chershire Home Residents adoption project

Apex Club Of Penang adopted 3 Residents from Chershire Home for a year for their living expenses.









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