AND IF STILL NOTHING HAPPENS......WHAT TO DO....??????
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EH.....my scholarship for next year...how???????
DINNER NOTICE NO. 835
WEDNESDAY, 5th November 2008
VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG
TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM
CHAIRMAN : Balan Menon
FINEMASTER: Jason Ang
MINUTES OF 834rd MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF
Attendance: President Andrew Ong, Jane Chan, Victor Corbett, Balan Menon, Jason Ang, Edward Mai, Angie Low, Ai Choo, Anthony Jayakumar & Prospexion Gurmeet Singh Ghai . Apologies: Lifer Tony Ng, IPP Lim Chin Chai & Mike Ong. On Leave: Terrie Loo
1.0 Confirmation of minutes
1.1 The 833rd Meeting Minutes was proposed for adoption by Angie Low &
seconded by Edward Mai .
2.0 Service Report
2.1 Regarding the Food Charity Carnival to from 29th to 30th Nov 2008, total ticket
sales remained at RM7,000/= out of a RM20,000/= allocation by the Main
Committee.
3.0 Promoting Apex to private colleges
3.1 Members will explore the possibility of promoting Apex to private colleges, like
e.g. KDU.
4.0 Induction Ceremony
4.1 Victor Corbett inducted Gurmeet Singh Ghai as an Apexian, after that he was
congratulated and welcomed by all members present.
5.0 Adoption of residents/ Foster Parents’ day at Cheshire Home
5.1 Apex Pg will adopt 2 residents with one adoption paid for by the President.
5.2 Members were reminded to attend their Foster Parents’ Day on 8/11/08 at 4pm,
preferably in Apex attire.
6.0 General
6.1 CIMB will effect change of banking signatories after they had received
photocopy ICs of all 3 banking signatories.
6.2 Shifting to new Club House was tentatively fixed on 30/10/08, Friday from 10
am to 1 pm, with laborers supplied by Wisma Penyayang Management.
6.3 Fines collected for the night: RM20 /= apportioned RM 12 /=to Travel Fund,
RM8 = to Fines.
Meeting adjourned at 9.30pm, proposed by Edward and seconded by Jason Ang. Members adjourned for fellowship with Apexian Gurmeet Singh.
The domestic phone-bill was exceptionally high.
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This prompted the man of the house to call for a family-meeting after dinner. |
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Dad : |
People, listen carefully, this high usage of our telephone is unacceptable. |
You have to limit the use of it. |
I do not use the home telephone at all, because I use the one at my work-place. |
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Mum : |
Same here. |
I hardly use our home telephone as I also use my officeʼs telephone. |
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Son : |
Me too. |
I never use the home phone. |
I always use the mobile provided by my company. |
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Then they all looked at the foreign maid. |
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Maid : |
So, what is the problem, huh ? |
Donʼt we all use our work-place telephones ?!!! |
DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
'I would have been released today.'
DINNER NOTICE NO. 834
WEDNESDAY, 15th October 2008
VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG
TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM
CHAIRMAN : Andrew ong
FINEMASTER: Edward Mai
MINUTES OF 833rd MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF
ON 1/10/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT,
Attendance: Lifer Tony Ng, Jane Chan, Victor Corbett, Mike Ong, Balan Menon, Jason Ang, Edward Mai, Angie Low & Prospexion Gurmeet Singh Ghai . Apologies: President Andrew Ong, Anthony Jayakumar, Ai Choo, & IPP Lifer Lim CC. On Leave: Terrie Loo
Guests: Damien ( John Richard’s nephew) & spouse, Lisa
1.0 Confirmation of minutes
1.1 The 832nd Meeting Minutes was proposed for adoption by Angie Low & Lifer
Tony Ng .
2.0 Service Report
2.1 Regarding the Food Charity Carnival to from 29th to 30th Nov 2008, Jason Ang
pledged to sell RM100/= of tickets. With Lifer Lim CC’s pledge of RM500/=
being disregarded, the pledged ticket sales totaled RM7,000/= out of a
RM20,000/= allocation by the Main Committee.
2.2 Mike Ong requested members to actively sell more than their allocated tickets as
the Club will earn 20% commission out of their sales.
3.0 Promoting Apex to Kolej PTPL
3.1 Mike Ong informed that Kolej PTPL is not so keen with our project. Members
agreed with Mike Ong’s suggestion to seek out others, like e.g. KDU.
4.0 Induction of Prospexian
4.1 Members were informed that Prospexian Gurmeet Singh Ghai will be formally
inducted in November 2008. Victor will organize the function.
5.0 Adoption of residents/ Foster Parents’ day at Cheshire Home
5.1 Cheshire Home has again appealed for Club/members to adopt their residents at
RM360/= per person for one year.
5.2 Apex Pg will adopt one resident while the President ( as a normal practice ) will
adopt and pay RM360/= for another resident, thus making this year’s adoption
2, down from 4 last year.
5.3 Apex Pg has been invited to their Foster Parents’ Day on 8/11/08 at 4pm. The
Governor’s consort will grace the function.
6.0 General
6.1 Mike Ong informed that CIMB asked for photocopy I.Cs of President &
Treasurer before the changes to signatories are accepted.
6.2 Mike Ong said Wisma Penyayang has written to TNB to change our meters.
6.3 Fines collected for the night: RM20/= apportioned RM12/=to Travel Fund,
RM8/= to Fines.
Meeting adjourned at 9. 30pm, proposed by Edward and seconded by Lifer Tony. Members adjourned to
Minutes Proposed by: …………………. Seconded by:……………….
Prepared by: Mike Ong
Dear Hokkien-speaking friends,
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, 'And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?'
Mr. Lim replies, 'I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the
strangest thing.
Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me
automatically when I open the door!'
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he
phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, 'Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about
your father-in-law.
It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the
bathroom door, the light somehow goes on....'
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, 'Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio
in the fridge again!'
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DINNER NOTICE NO. 833
WEDNESDAY, 1st Ocober 2008
VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG
TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM
CHAIRMAN : Anthony Jayakumar
FINEMASTER: Mike Ong
MINUTES OF 832nd MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG , HELD
ON 17/09/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG
Attendance: President Andrew Ong, Lifer Tony Ng, Jane Chan, Victor Corbett, Mike Ong, Balan Menon, Ai Choo, Anthony Jayakumar, Angie Low & Prospexion Gurmeet Singh Ghai . Apologies: Jason Ang, Edward Mai & IPP Lifer Lim CC. On Leave: Terrie Loo
1.0 Confirmation of minutes
1.1 The 831st Meeting Minutes was proposed for adoption by Lifer Tony Ng &
seconded by Balan Menon.
2.0 Service Report
2.1 Regarding the Food Charity Carnival to from 29th to 30th Nov 2008, Ai Choo &
Gurmeet Singh each pledged to sell RM100 of the tickets, thus bringing the total
pledges to RM RM7,400 out of a RM20,000/= allocation by the Main Committee.
2.2 Mike Ong assured the tickets would be ready by the next meeting.
3.0 Promoting Apex to Kolej PTPL
3.1 Mike Ong said he had tentatively fixed meeting with Mrs KK Wong on Friday,
19/9/2008. President Andrew requested Victor Corbett to attend on his behalf.
4.0 Club’s Installation Night & Central Region Meeting
4.1 Lifer Tony Ng, Jane Chan, Edward Mai & Lifer Lim attended the Malacca
Club Installation Night held on 6/9/2008. David Chitty took good care of them.
4.2 Victor, Rex Trow & Terrie Loo, who was on leave from Pg Club, attended the
Central Region meeting held on 13/9/2008. Victor’s family went for a trip to KL.
5.0 Induction of Prospexian at 2nd Dinner Meeting of October 2008
5.1 Members were delighted to know that Gurmeet Singh has agreed to be an
Apexian. President Andrew requested to have him inducted on 15/10/08. Victor
will help organize the Induction Night. To make it a formal occasion, Victor will
invite the NP or the NAAED. Mike Ong to prepare the dinner badge.
6.0 General
6.1 Mike Ong to submit the changes to bank signatories to CIMB.
6.2 Balan Menon informed that he had submitted the Club’s Annual Returns to the
ROS on 5/9/08.
6.3 Mike Ong informed that the Social Welfare Dept under YB Phee Boon Poh had
allocated Unit 32 as our new Club House. Members will assist with shifting.
6.4 Treasurer Jane Chan collected per capita of RM80 for 2008/2009 from members
present. She will issue receipts at the next meeting.
6.5 Anthony will organize a social night to jointly celebrate the birthday of Jane,
Balan & Mike Ong on Friday, 26/9/08.
6.6 Fines collected for the night: RM18/= apportioned RM10/=to Travel Fund,
RM8/= to Fines.
Meeting adjourned at 9. 45pm, proposed by Balan and seconded by Ai Choo.
Minutes Proposed by: …………………. Seconded by:……………….
Prepared by: Mike Ong
AH Pek .....OooooooAh Pek.....