Friday, October 31, 2008

NOOOO.......BONUS AND INTEREST FROM CIMB INVESTMENT !!!!!!!!!

NOOOO.......BONUS AND INTEREST FROM CIMB INVESTMENT FOR THE APEX EDUCATIONAL TRUST FUND FOR THIS YEAR 2008 !!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WE SHALL DO....??????????????????.







AND IF STILL NOTHING HAPPENS......WHAT TO DO....??????
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ VICTOR CORBETT.......AAAAHHHH.....ONE MORE ON THE ROCK !!!!!
EH.....my scholarship for next year...how???????


Dinner Notice 835th, 5th November 2008. May Garden Restaurant, Penang Road, Penang



DINNER NOTICE NO. 835

WEDNESDAY, 5th November 2008

VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM

CHAIRMAN : Balan Menon

FINEMASTER: Jason Ang


MINUTES OF 834rd MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG, HELD

ON 15/10/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

Attendance: President Andrew Ong, Jane Chan, Victor Corbett, Balan Menon, Jason Ang, Edward Mai, Angie Low, Ai Choo, Anthony Jayakumar & Prospexion Gurmeet Singh Ghai . Apologies: Lifer Tony Ng, IPP Lim Chin Chai & Mike Ong. On Leave: Terrie Loo

1.0 Confirmation of minutes

1.1 The 833rd Meeting Minutes was proposed for adoption by Angie Low &

seconded by Edward Mai .

2.0 Service Report

2.1 Regarding the Food Charity Carnival to from 29th to 30th Nov 2008, total ticket

sales remained at RM7,000/= out of a RM20,000/= allocation by the Main

Committee.

3.0 Promoting Apex to private colleges

3.1 Members will explore the possibility of promoting Apex to private colleges, like

e.g. KDU.

4.0 Induction Ceremony

4.1 Victor Corbett inducted Gurmeet Singh Ghai as an Apexian, after that he was

congratulated and welcomed by all members present.

5.0 Adoption of residents/ Foster Parents’ day at Cheshire Home

5.1 Apex Pg will adopt 2 residents with one adoption paid for by the President.

5.2 Members were reminded to attend their Foster Parents’ Day on 8/11/08 at 4pm,

preferably in Apex attire.

6.0 General

6.1 CIMB will effect change of banking signatories after they had received

photocopy ICs of all 3 banking signatories.

6.2 Shifting to new Club House was tentatively fixed on 30/10/08, Friday from 10

am to 1 pm, with laborers supplied by Wisma Penyayang Management.

6.3 Fines collected for the night: RM20 /= apportioned RM 12 /=to Travel Fund,

RM8 = to Fines.

Meeting adjourned at 9.30pm, proposed by Edward and seconded by Jason Ang. Members adjourned for fellowship with Apexian Gurmeet Singh.




HUMOUR.....
Have you checked your home telephone bill ???????

The domestic phone-bill was exceptionally high.

This prompted the man of the house to call for a family-meeting after dinner.


Dad :

People, listen carefully, this high usage of our telephone is unacceptable.

You have to limit the use of it.

I do not use the home telephone at all, because I use the one at my work-place.


Mum :

Same here.

I hardly use our home telephone as I also use my officeʼs telephone.


Son :

Me too.

I never use the home phone.

I always use the mobile provided by my company.


Then they all looked at the foreign maid.


Maid :

So, what is the problem, huh ?

Donʼt we all use our work-place telephones ?!!!





Shifting Apex Penang club House , CO-UP04 to CO-UP32

Shifting Club House from CO-UP04 to another unit CO-UP32.







Deepavali open house by Apexian Balan and family

Deepavali hosted by Apexian Balan Menon and family








Monday, October 20, 2008

Do Men Remember Anniversaries ??????

DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown
and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room
, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee,
'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues.
'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says
...

'
I would have been released today.'

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Apexian Gurmeet Singh Ghai was inducted on 16th October 2008 By Regional Director North, Victor Corbett

Apexian Gurmeet Singh Ghai was inducted into Apex Club Of Penang by Regional Director North Apexian Victor R Corbett

Victor explaining the duties as an Apexian


Congratulations!!!! Gurmeet Singh you are now an Apexian .


Friday, October 17, 2008

Apex National Convention , 1st-3rd August 2008 , Port Dickson,Seremban

Photos by Apexian Rex Trow


Edward Mai Serving Dinner


Leeza and Victor Corbett

All Smiles

Victor encouraging Edward with RUM

Edward Mai, Terrie, Clifford and Rex Trow

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Lifer Lim Chin Chai with Family and the "Tau Foo' gang

LIFER LIM CHIN CHAI WITH JUNIOR SAY CHANG, DAUGHTER AND THE "tAU fOO"GANG !!!!!! DINNER AT THE CHINESE SWIMMING CLUB ,12TH OCTOBER 2008. Missing in the photo , Jason Ang, Mike Ong, Edward Mai and Victor Corbett.
We let the "tau Foo" in the limelight.





Monday, October 13, 2008

Dinner Meeting 834th, 15th October 2008, May garden Restaurant, Penang Road,Penang


DINNER NOTICE NO. 834

WEDNESDAY, 15th October 2008

VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM

CHAIRMAN : Andrew ong

FINEMASTER: Edward Mai


MINUTES OF 833rd MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG, HELD

ON 1/10/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

Attendance: Lifer Tony Ng, Jane Chan, Victor Corbett, Mike Ong, Balan Menon, Jason Ang, Edward Mai, Angie Low & Prospexion Gurmeet Singh Ghai . Apologies: President Andrew Ong, Anthony Jayakumar, Ai Choo, & IPP Lifer Lim CC. On Leave: Terrie Loo

Guests: Damien ( John Richard’s nephew) & spouse, Lisa

1.0 Confirmation of minutes

1.1 The 832nd Meeting Minutes was proposed for adoption by Angie Low & Lifer

Tony Ng .

2.0 Service Report

2.1 Regarding the Food Charity Carnival to from 29th to 30th Nov 2008, Jason Ang

pledged to sell RM100/= of tickets. With Lifer Lim CC’s pledge of RM500/=

being disregarded, the pledged ticket sales totaled RM7,000/= out of a

RM20,000/= allocation by the Main Committee.

2.2 Mike Ong requested members to actively sell more than their allocated tickets as

the Club will earn 20% commission out of their sales.

3.0 Promoting Apex to Kolej PTPL

3.1 Mike Ong informed that Kolej PTPL is not so keen with our project. Members

agreed with Mike Ong’s suggestion to seek out others, like e.g. KDU.

4.0 Induction of Prospexian

4.1 Members were informed that Prospexian Gurmeet Singh Ghai will be formally

inducted in November 2008. Victor will organize the function.

5.0 Adoption of residents/ Foster Parents’ day at Cheshire Home

5.1 Cheshire Home has again appealed for Club/members to adopt their residents at

RM360/= per person for one year.

5.2 Apex Pg will adopt one resident while the President ( as a normal practice ) will

adopt and pay RM360/= for another resident, thus making this year’s adoption

2, down from 4 last year.

5.3 Apex Pg has been invited to their Foster Parents’ Day on 8/11/08 at 4pm. The

Governor’s consort will grace the function.

6.0 General

6.1 Mike Ong informed that CIMB asked for photocopy I.Cs of President &

Treasurer before the changes to signatories are accepted.

6.2 Mike Ong said Wisma Penyayang has written to TNB to change our meters.

6.3 Fines collected for the night: RM20/= apportioned RM12/=to Travel Fund,

RM8/= to Fines.

Meeting adjourned at 9. 30pm, proposed by Edward and seconded by Lifer Tony. Members adjourned to Red Garden Café for fellowship with the guests.

Minutes Proposed by: …………………. Seconded by:……………….

Prepared by: Mike Ong


JUST A JOKE ( 1 )

Dear Hokkien-speaking friends,

Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, 'And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?'

Mr. Lim replies, 'I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the
strangest thing.

Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me
automatically when I open the door!'

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he
phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.

The doctor tells her, 'Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about
your father-in-law.

It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the
bathroom door, the light somehow goes on....'

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, 'Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio
in the fridge again!'

JUST A JOKE ( 2 )

QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien? ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go 'kwah, kwah, kwah'. QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh? ANSWER: Hae hae hae (Hokkien for prawns) QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh? ANSWER : Hoo hoo hoo (Hokkien for fish)
And here is a classic .........

QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales? ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time...' and Hokkien fairy tales begin with 'Lim Peh ka li kong...

The best photos with beautiful
Spanish song background.

Watch it when you are relaxed & have time. Listen to
the clarity of the pronunciation of the Spanish lyrics.

Click here:
Chiquita
http://www.greatdanepro.com/Chiquitita


Happy listening

Mai Edward


Club Twinning with Apex Club of Lenganese, Philippine.

Club Twinning With Apex Club Of Leganese,Philippines
6th August 2008


President Junjun of Apex Club of Leganese receiving the Twinning Momentous From The President of Apex Club of Penang.






APEXIAN MEGAN THEABALD OF APEX CLUB OF MORETON BAY, QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA . HOME HOSTED BY EDWARD MAI 3RD TO 7TH OF AUGUST 2008



Returning a dinner to Apexians for a job well done for helping these two ladies when their car broke down near the Changkat Jering rest area.
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Monday, October 6, 2008

CHARITY FOOD CARNIVAL 2008, 29th to 30th November 2008

CHARITY FOOD CARNIVAL 2008
29TH TO 30TH NOVEMBER 2008( SAT&SUN ),10AM TO 6PM
PISA,PENANG.

A FUND RAISING EVENT IN AID OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG
( EDUCATION FUND )









Sunday, October 5, 2008

Lisa and Damien Whiffen From Australia , nephew of Penang NRM Apexian John Richards.




Dinner Notice 833 and 832 nd Meeting Minutes , 17th September 2008

DINNER NOTICE NO. 833

WEDNESDAY, 1st Ocober 2008

VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM

CHAIRMAN : Anthony Jayakumar

FINEMASTER: Mike Ong




MINUTES OF 832nd MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG , HELD

ON 17/09/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

Attendance: President Andrew Ong, Lifer Tony Ng, Jane Chan, Victor Corbett, Mike Ong, Balan Menon, Ai Choo, Anthony Jayakumar, Angie Low & Prospexion Gurmeet Singh Ghai . Apologies: Jason Ang, Edward Mai & IPP Lifer Lim CC. On Leave: Terrie Loo

1.0 Confirmation of minutes

1.1 The 831st Meeting Minutes was proposed for adoption by Lifer Tony Ng &

seconded by Balan Menon.

2.0 Service Report

2.1 Regarding the Food Charity Carnival to from 29th to 30th Nov 2008, Ai Choo &

Gurmeet Singh each pledged to sell RM100 of the tickets, thus bringing the total

pledges to RM RM7,400 out of a RM20,000/= allocation by the Main Committee.

2.2 Mike Ong assured the tickets would be ready by the next meeting.

3.0 Promoting Apex to Kolej PTPL

3.1 Mike Ong said he had tentatively fixed meeting with Mrs KK Wong on Friday,

19/9/2008. President Andrew requested Victor Corbett to attend on his behalf.

4.0 Club’s Installation Night & Central Region Meeting

4.1 Lifer Tony Ng, Jane Chan, Edward Mai & Lifer Lim attended the Malacca

Club Installation Night held on 6/9/2008. David Chitty took good care of them.

4.2 Victor, Rex Trow & Terrie Loo, who was on leave from Pg Club, attended the

Central Region meeting held on 13/9/2008. Victor’s family went for a trip to KL.

5.0 Induction of Prospexian at 2nd Dinner Meeting of October 2008

5.1 Members were delighted to know that Gurmeet Singh has agreed to be an

Apexian. President Andrew requested to have him inducted on 15/10/08. Victor

will help organize the Induction Night. To make it a formal occasion, Victor will

invite the NP or the NAAED. Mike Ong to prepare the dinner badge.

6.0 General

6.1 Mike Ong to submit the changes to bank signatories to CIMB.

6.2 Balan Menon informed that he had submitted the Club’s Annual Returns to the

ROS on 5/9/08.

6.3 Mike Ong informed that the Social Welfare Dept under YB Phee Boon Poh had

allocated Unit 32 as our new Club House. Members will assist with shifting.

6.4 Treasurer Jane Chan collected per capita of RM80 for 2008/2009 from members

present. She will issue receipts at the next meeting.

6.5 Anthony will organize a social night to jointly celebrate the birthday of Jane,

Balan & Mike Ong on Friday, 26/9/08.

6.6 Fines collected for the night: RM18/= apportioned RM10/=to Travel Fund,

RM8/= to Fines.

Meeting adjourned at 9. 45pm, proposed by Balan and seconded by Ai Choo.

Minutes Proposed by: …………………. Seconded by:……………….

Prepared by: Mike Ong



AH Pek .....OooooooAh Pek.....


--"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"

"Apa?"


"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini ada satu Chimpeng..."


"Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"


"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."


"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?"


"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam itu Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."


Adoi...bengap punya apek..buat aku pening je..dia actually cari CIMB Bank ..



" History is the present, that's why every generation write it anew.
But what most people think of as history is its end product,myth"

while another said.

" Inanimate objects never live, yet at the same time live forever"


" We Apexian and Family take this opportunity to wish IPP Lifer Lim Chin Chai a SPEEDY RECOVERY "






33rd National Convention of the Apex Clubs of Malaysia, 1st-3rd August 2008