Re- Cycling Day 2011, 17th December 2011.
As 2011 is coming to end soon and with the coming festive seasons and new year, many people would be doing spring cleaning to clear off unwanted items which are recyclable, for example, old newspapers, tins, cans, clothes, electrical and electronic items. While you are sprucing up your home, we beg to collect these items for recycle. The proceeds will finance our Apex Penang Education Fund.
Event Title : Apex Re-Cycling Day 2011
Day : 17th December 2011
Venue : Minden Heights / Glugor
Time : 10 am to 3 pm
While we appreciate ‘Trash for Cash “recyclable items from the residents, we certainly appeal to your esteemed organization and your kind self for other form of contribution, for example:-
1.Company-Sponsoring the project by contributing RM300.00 for your Company Logo to be printed on our Project Banners with our other sponsors- termed as “ joint adoption” of banner . We will put up a total of 6 banners at strategic places near our project venue.
2. A cash contribution of any amount without “adoption” of banner, as above.
All donations, kindly contact the undersign by 1st week of December 2011. Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours in Apex,
Apexian Lee Kai Eng
Service Director 2011/2012
The Driver's License Reveals Everything
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date..
'Mommy,'the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says,
'How much do you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks,'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
'Well,' says the friend,'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
The mother is surprised and asks,
'How did you find that out?
'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the mother asks.'Why?'
'Because you got an F in sex !!!'
