CLUB NO.8
DINNER NOTICE NO. 825
WEDNESDAY, 4 June 2008
VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG
TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM
CHAIRMAN : Jane Chan
FINE MASTER : Balan
APOLOGIES TO BE SENT TO LIFER LIM AT 012-5726581/ Lifer Tony Ng at 012-4857481
MINUTES OF 824th MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG, HELD ON 21/05/08, 8.00 PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG.
Attendance: President Lim Chin Chai, Lifer Tony Ng, Terrie Loo, Jane Chan, Victor
Corbett, IPP Edward Mai, Jason Ang, Balan Menon, Anthony Jayakumar
Ai Choo and NRM John Richards
Guest: Kathy Richards
Apologies : Lifer Andrew Ong,
1.0 Confirmation of minutes:
1.1 Minutes of last meeting was proposed to be adopted by Lifer Tony Ng and seconded
Victor Corbett
2.0 Service Director Report
2.1 Caris Home: As there is not just a hole but also a crackline along the wall, it was
suggested by Edward that the contractor has to re-do the job.
3.0 Apex to Colleges
3.1 According to Edward, inorder to gain interest of the younger generation, the club
have to change with times, as it is IT Age. We can have meetings at places like
Starbucks. Things like video conferencing can be practiced.
4.0 National Convention
4.1 President Lim Chin Chai will arrange accommodations for members.
For twin sharing Thursday RM130.00
For twin sharing Friday RM200.00
For 2 room apartments RM320.00
Those attending the convention are Lim Chin Chai, Tony,Terrie, Mike, Edward, Jane,
Anthony,Victor and family.
5.0 General
5.1 Phillipines Convention: Whilst Edward was attending the Apex Phillipines
Convention, a certifate of twinning was presented to him.
5.2 Treasurer brought up that AGM should always be carried out only after the closing
of accounts.
5.3 Singapore Convention: Edward has provided some information on Air Asia ticket
Charges. RM130 return. Members who intend to attend liase with him.
6.0 Fines Collected: RM31.00/RM33
Meeting adjourned at 9.45pm, proposed by Tony Ng and seconded by Edward Mai
Minutes adopted Proposed by: …………….. Seconded by: ……………
Prepared by: Jane Chan
JUST FOR LAUGH !!!!!!!!!AH..EH....
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it
was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
innocently.
"You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it
didn't move"
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?"
3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief,
finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and
out and keep slamming the door until St.. Peter says, 'For Heaven's
sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking
her son into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his
voice, "Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."
5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the
children's sermon.
All the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat
down, the minister leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress.
Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the minister's clip-on
microphone, "Yes, and my Mum says it's a bitch to iron."
6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old
came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.
She said, "Mummy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied, but what's growing in your bum?"
7. A little boy was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.. Three
plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mum."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you
teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that
son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them
was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class.
She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the
farmer.
She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said,
"The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that
farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit!
A talking chicken!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."
The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter?"
She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
10. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the
boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too
rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can
find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut,
eating a snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
muffin."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
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