Dinner Notice 826th ,18th June 2008. May Garden Restaurant ,Penang Road.

CLUB NO 8

DINNER NOTICE NO. 826

WEDNESDAY, 18thJune 2008

VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM

CHAIRMAN : Mike Ong

FINE MASTER : Tony Ng

APOLOGIES TO BE SENT TO LIFER LIM AT 012-5726581 / Tony Ng 012-4857481

MINUTES OF 825^TH MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG,HELD

ON 4/06/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

Attenndance: President Lim Chin Chai, Lifer Tony Ng, Terrie Loo, Jane Chan,

Victor Corbett, Edward Mai, Jason Ang, Balan Menon, Anthony

Jayakumar & Andrew Ong

Guests: Stuart Ong ( email: stuartongst@pd.jaring.my) & Grace Edwards

Apologies: Mike Ong & Ai Choo

1.0 President’s opening speech

1.1 President Lifer Lim welcomed guests, Stuart Ong & Grace Edwards to the

meeting.

2.0 Confirmation of minutes

2.1 Minutes of 824th meeting proposed to be adopted by Edward Mai & seconded

by Victor Corbett.

3.0 Service Director Report

3.1 Charis Home: Mike Ong will ask contractor to patch the hole and cracks in the

walls.

4.0 Apex to Colleges

4.1 More efforts to be put into promoting Apex to Colleges in the future.

5.0 National Convention (01/08/08 – 03/08/08)

5.1 President Lim Chin Chai will arrange accommodation for members.

For twin sharing Thursday RM 130.00/pernight

For twin sharing Weekends (Fri & Sat) RM 200.00/per night

For 2 room apartments RM 320.00/per night

Those attending the convention are Lim Chin Chai,Tony,Terrie, Mike, Edward,

Jane, Anthony, Victor and family.

6.0 General

6.1 Phillipines National Convention: Members are delighted that Penang Club is

finally twinned with Club of San Pablo. A framed certificate is now with Mike

Ong.

6.2 Singapore National Convention: Members who intend to go for convention are

to contact Edward to help book tickets.

6.3 Fines collected: RM18/= split equally between Fines A/c & Travel Fund.

Meeting adjourned at 9. 45pm, proposed by Angie Low and seconded by Edward
Mai

Bringing you the smile on your face.......

Difference between Guts & Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

(Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in a near death experience. )