Dinner Meeting 839th , 7th January 2009 May Garden Restaurant,Penang Road,Penang.

" Wishing You & Your Family a Very Healthy & Successful NEW YEAR 2009..... "

DINNER NOTICE NO. 839

WEDNESDAY, 7th January 2009

VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM

CHAIRMAN : Lifer Andrew Ong

FINEMASTER: Lifer Tony Ng

MINUTES OF 838th MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG, HELD

ON 17/12/08, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG.

Attendance: President Andrew Ong, Lifer Lim CC, Lifer Tony Ng, Jane Chan

Victor Corbett, Edward Mai, Jason Ang, Angie Low, Gurmeet

Singh, Anthony Jayakumar, Balan Menon, Terrie Loo & Mike Ong .

Apologies: Ai Choo

1.0 Confirmation of minutes

1.1 The 837th Meeting Minutes was proposed for adoption by Jason Ang &

seconded by Tony Ng.

2.0 Service Report

2.1 On the Food Charity Carnival, while Apex Pg had received the commission of

RM2,400 for sales of RM12,000/= worth of tickets, any profit to be shared with

the other 3 NGOs is still under compilation.

2.2 Victor had carried out weeding at Cheshire Home.

2.3 Victor informed that the soft copy bursary forms for 2009 is still not available.

3.0 Promoting Apex to private colleges/secondary schools

3.1 Members agreed to always keep this project e.g. KDU, in mind.

3.2 Victor will arrange for a Sub-Committee meeting to discuss promoting Apex to

Chung Ling High School (CLHS). He will also help prepare testimonials for the

3 CLHS pupils who helped out at the Charity Food Carnival.

3.3 Edward Mai again asked for photographs to update the blog-spot. He advised

all Pg Apexians to open email addresses and not only learn to access our blog-

spot often but to post comments/messages in it.

4.0 Mid-Term Meet to be hosted by S.P Club from 16/1/09 to 18/1/09

4.1 The full package excl. hotel & pre-social is at RM140. The business session is a

whole day affair from 8.30am on 17/1/09, a grand dinner at the venue( Cinta

Sayang ) will be at 7pm. The organizing chairman is Apexian Balan Nair.

President Andrew Ong will finalize attendance at the next dinner meeting.

4.2 Victor said that SP members were unable to come for joint meeting as agreed.

5.0 General

5.1 Mike Ong reported that for TNB purposes, Apex Pg had applied and received a

certified true copy of ROS cert. Victor will frame up the copy at Club House.

5.2 Edward reminded Apexians to book their air tickets early for Philippines Nat’l

Convention.

5.3 Edward will organize the overland trip to Chiang Mai with professional help.

5.4 In closing, President wished Terrie will revoke her leave and attend meetings.

5.5 Fines collection was RM35/=. Apportioned RM27/= to Travel Fund, RM8/= to

Fines A/c.

Meeting adjourned at 9.45pm, proposed by Balan and seconded by Jason Ang.

Minutes Proposed by: …………………. Seconded by:……………….

Prepared by: Mike Ong

cheers

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