Terrie Loo awaiting Disco....more beers ......
Relay for life 1st October 2011- Chendol from Penang Road.
Seniors and Juniors
Nat President Victor and the seniors Apexians.Dinner Notice : 905th
Place : Jade Palace Restaurant,Penang
Time : 7.30pm Fellowship
: 8.00pm Meeting
Chairman : Balan Menon
Fine Master : Victor R Corbett
MINUTES OF THE 903rd MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG
HELD ON 18/10/11, 8PM, AT JADE PALACE RESTAURANT, PENANG.
Attendance: Pres Mike Ong, , Balan Menon, Sr Apexian Victor Corbett and Lee Kai Eng.
Apology: Edward Mai , Lifer Tony Ng, Jonathan Shoo, Lifer Seah, Amy Yeap, Danny Tan,
Anthony Jayakumar ,Terrie Loo , Angie Low and Jane Chan
On Leave : Jason Ang.
1.0 Called Meeting to Order
1.1 Pres Mike Ong called the meeting to order.
2.0 Amendments
2.1 There were no amendments.
3.0 Confirmation Minutes
3.1 The 902nd Minutes held on 04/10/11 was then proposed for adoption by Lee Kai Eng
and seconded by Balan .
4.0 Directors’ Reports
4.1 Service Director, Apexian Lee gave the bill for RM 375 to purchase the chendol to Pres. Mike
for reimbursement from the treasurer. The photographs taken at the Relay For Life Project
will be downloaded into the thumb drive and given to Edward Mai.
4.2 Apexian Lee said that a gotong royong cleaning project at Bayan Lepas or Batu Maung will
be sponsored by Canon.
4.3 National President Victor said that the National Recycling Day will be on 17th December 2011.
Further details will be given at the next meeting.
5.0 General
5.1 The Public Bank Berhad at Gat Lebuh Macallum at Habour Trade Centre has agreed our
club can open an Apex Pg Education Fund. A Resolution to be passed at our next meeting to
open the account with Public Bank Berhad. The three signatories are Pres. Mike Ong, Tres.
Angie Low and Chairman Pg. Ed. Fund Apexian Edward Mai
5.2 Apexian Balan invited all members and reminded them come to Deepavali Dinner at 7.00p on
26th Oct 2011.
6.0 Other Matters
6.1 Fines Collection for the night: RM11.00
6.2 Meeting was then adjourned at 9.45pm, proposed by Lee Kai Eng & seconded by Victor.
Minutes Proposed by: ……… Seconded by:……… Prepared by: Balan Menon
MINUTES OF THE 904th MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG
HELD ON 01/11/11, 8PM, AT JADE PALACE RESTAURANT, PENANG.
Attendance: Edward Mai, Anthony Jayakumar, Balan Menon, Angie Low, Lee Kai Eng,
Pres Mike Ong, Sr Apexian Victor Corbett, Lifer Tony Ng, Lifer Seah
Apology: Jonathan Shoo, Amy Yeap, Danny Tan, Terrie Loo and Jane Chan
On Leave : Jason Ang. Guest : Mr. Edward Ang
1.0 Called Meeting to Order
1.1 Pres Mike Ong welcomed Mr.Edward Ang and called the meeting to order.
2.0 Amendments
2.1 Lifer Tony Ng was reportedly on leave.
2.2 Canon to be changed to Epson.
3.0 Confirmation Minutes
3.1 The 903rd Minutes held on 18/10/11 was then proposed for adoption by Victor
and seconded by Lee Kai Eng.
4.0 President
4,1 Except for some NRMs and Non-Active Members, others have paid up their per capita.
4.2 Food distribution project: Mike reported that Amy said it will cost about RM15,000 yearly
(calculated at RM 30 x 42 families x 12 months ) Edward Mai advised to defer this
commitment until we find the sponsors.
4.3 The Committee of Apex Pg Education Fund gave out 3 application forms.
4.4 Foster Parent Day at Chesire Home on 12/11/11: Apex Pg sponsored 1 whilst members ( Lifer
Tony, Lee Kai Eng and Victor jointly with Mike Ong) among themselves sponsored 3 inmates.
4.5 Adult diapers for a family in Kulim: Balan to find out more about the family and report at the
next meting.
5.0 Directors’ Reports
5.1 Apexian Lee said Hj. Abdul Malik Kassim has not got back to him on the gotong royong
cleaning project. It was then proposed to defer this project to Apex Week in 2012. Meanwhile,
to concentrate on the National Recycling Project for fund raising as well.
5.2 The area for the recycling project will be Minden Heights, Island Park, Gelugor and other
areas to be identified. S/Dir Lee to get YB to launch it.
5.3 Edward Mai said a working paper will be done for the recycling project. Victor Corbett
proposed a meeting on 9th Nov at Penang Sports Club with dinner on him.
5.4 Edward said he will be donating 10 computers to Apex Philipines. The club agreed to pay for
one unit at RM500.
6.0 Opening of banking accounts for Apex Penang education Fund
6.1 A Current and a Fixed Deposit Account to be opened with Public Bank bhd, Lebuh Gat
Macallum.
6.2 The signatories shall be either 2 (Two) of the 3 (Three) officials: President Mike Ong, Fund
Chairman Edward Mai and Treasurer Angie Low.
6.3 The Secretary Balan shall prepare the resolutions and banking documents.
7.0 Other Mattersl
7.1 Lifer Tony paid RM200 for the bowling project carried out by PJ Apex Club.
7.2 Nat President Victor said a new Club is formed at Kajang and the inaugural meeting will be
held 19.Nov 2011 in Kajang. Members are encouraged to support the occasion.
7.3 Fines Collection for the night: RM22.00
7.4 Meeting was then adjourned at 10.00pm, proposed by Edward & seconded by Anthony.
Minutes Proposed by: ……… Seconded by:……… Prepared by: Balan Menon
more jokes to cheer you up!
Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'OK'.
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.
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I laughed so hard on this one.
Tech Support: 'OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'
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Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.
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There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):
Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared.'
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall..
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!!!!!
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