A manual on a happy life

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

       2. Bring alcohol

 

FENG SHUI TIPS FOR LOVE COUPLES Feng Shui has the potential to transform unhappy lives into happy ones by creating harmony in relationships. These relationships may be those you enjoy with your immediate family - your spouse, parents, children or siblings - or with close friends, colleagues and acquaintances. Here is the some tips how to get them 1. Place a pair of mandarin ducks for a great love life. 2. Never have a large mirror directly facing or reflecting the bed. 3. Having a television in the bedroom is not encouraged. 4. Do not sleep with a large overhead beam cutting the bed into two. 5. Do not have a toilet above you, as negative Ch'i shoots down causing problem for young couples. 6. Do not sleep on a double bed with two single mattresses. 7. Check your personal romance direction based on your Kua number and arrange your sleeping position in the suitable direction. 8. Hang a small crystal chandelier in the southwest part of your bedroom and keep the light on for three to four hours every evening. 9. Keep a minimum of two pillows on your bed and try to keep things in your bedroom in pairs. 10. Play soft, calm and soothing music in your house. This will cleanse and clear negativity while promoting peace and harmony. 11 Never sleep on a round and unstable bed. 12 Sleeping between two doors makes you quarrel a lot with your spouse and sleeping between two pillars makes you irritable and stressed.

Little Secrets In Daily Life

Little Secrets In Daily Life 1 . Hot and spicy to tears, what to do? If you accidentally eat the hot food that makes you shed tears, your first thought will be probably a glass of water . However, hot water is not a solution, it will make it more spicy . In fact, the best solution is to drink hot milk . 2 . Keeping tofu firm Soft tofu in the cooking process is very easy to break into pieces . If you want to maintain the integrity of tofu, you can soak it in salt water for about 30 minutes before cooking . 3 . Soup is too salty Making soup with too much salt, the subtle taste of the soup will be destroyed . If this happens, the remedy is to add cooked potato pieces for few minutes . The potato will absorb the salt . When soup is served, then remove the potatos . 4 . Soak a little vinegar before cutting taros Cutting taro can make your hands itching . Soaking your hands in vinegar before cutting taros will prevent your from itching . 5 . How to remove the wax from an apple If you often eat apples with their skin, then you would need to remove the wax first before eating . . . . (a) place the apple into hot water, the apple's wax will vanish . (b) Apply toothpaste on the apple to clean out the wax . 6 . How to slow down potato germination? Potato buds contain toxic alkaloids which can cause abdominal pain and dizziness . Placing an apple in potatoes can significantly delay thier germination time . Ethylene gas produced by apple has hampered the effectiveness of potato development . Putting apples together with papayas or kiwi will make them ripe faster . Further, apples can make persimmon astringency disappear but sweeten after a week . 7 . How to make good rice After washing rice in water, add a few drops of lemon juice, (or a few drops of oil), cooked rice will turn out good and fragrant . 8 . How to keep biscuits crispy When storing biscuits in a container, put a sugar cube in it at the same time . As the sugar absorbs the moisture in the container, biscuits or cookies can remain crispy and delicious . 9 . What can be done if clothing stains with ink If ink gets on your clothing or fabric, you can use cooked rice or paste with a little detergent to remove the stain . Use your fingers to smear repeatly on the spot, stain can be removed quickly . Then soak it into fresh water with ordinary cleaning agent for a period of time before washing . 10 . How to treat smelly shoes Put a small amount of baking soda directly into the boots, sneakers or shoes, that are obviously smelly due to dampness . Baking soda powder has the effect of absorbing moisture and odor . 11 . Ring around the collar, or spotty under the armpit area of the clothing First brush some shampoo, shaving cream or lotion on the dirty area for five minutes . Then wash off the stain . 12 . How to keep flower fresh Adding a little beer in the vase can keep house flowers fresh for an extended period of time . This is because beer contains alcohol which is both antiseptic and disinfectant . Beer also contains sugar and other nutrients for the leaves . 13 . How to sharpen scissors Stacked three aluminum foil together, then cut them with the scissors to be sharpen . You will see surprising result . 14 . How to remove annoying gummed labels It is quite annoying when comes to remove the price tags on merchandise . To remove the gummed lables neatly, all you need is to use a hair dryer to apply heat on the label before taking them off . 15 . What can you do with beer beside drinking Most people know milk is good in cleaning foliage plants . In fact, use leftover beer to wipe plants is even better! Dip a cotton ball into beer, lightly wipe leaves to remove dust and keep them lustery . Furthermore, this method also prevents ants from coming to the plant . 15 . What to do with unwanted perfumes Before throwing them away, unwanted perfumes could be useful . You can use unwanted perfume to clean indoor light bulbs with cotton balls . When the bulbs light up and warm up, the whole room would be filled with the aroma . 17 . Remove crayon graffiti from wooden furniture . If you have kids at home, wooden furniture are subject to crayon graffiti . Crayon stains cannot be removed with water . Although the use of paint solvents can do the job, the paint on the surface could be damaged . The most suitable method is to use toothpaste . Not only it cleans, it does no harm to the furniture . 18 . Use vinegar to help mopping the kitchen floor . The kitchen floor is often easy to get greasy . Before mopping the kitchen floor, pour some vinegar on the mop . This will enable easy removal of grease . 19 . How to remove stains from tea cups Stained tea cups can affect their appearance . To clean up the stain with a man made loofah cloth the cups would have scraches in the long run . Just spread a little toothpaste and hand-wash the cups, stain can be removed easily . If the stain is too thick, wait a few minutes after applying toothpaste before washing . 20 . Improved floor sweeping The unused stockings can be attached to a broom to clean the floor . Stockings can help sweeping up cotton, hair and other particles that are difficult to sweep with an ordinary broom .

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