A manual on a happy life

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

       2. Bring alcohol

 

FENG SHUI TIPS FOR LOVE COUPLES Feng Shui has the potential to transform unhappy lives into happy ones by creating harmony in relationships. These relationships may be those you enjoy with your immediate family - your spouse, parents, children or siblings - or with close friends, colleagues and acquaintances. Here is the some tips how to get them 1. Place a pair of mandarin ducks for a great love life. 2. Never have a large mirror directly facing or reflecting the bed. 3. Having a television in the bedroom is not encouraged. 4. Do not sleep with a large overhead beam cutting the bed into two. 5. Do not have a toilet above you, as negative Ch'i shoots down causing problem for young couples. 6. Do not sleep on a double bed with two single mattresses. 7. Check your personal romance direction based on your Kua number and arrange your sleeping position in the suitable direction. 8. Hang a small crystal chandelier in the southwest part of your bedroom and keep the light on for three to four hours every evening. 9. Keep a minimum of two pillows on your bed and try to keep things in your bedroom in pairs. 10. Play soft, calm and soothing music in your house. This will cleanse and clear negativity while promoting peace and harmony. 11 Never sleep on a round and unstable bed. 12 Sleeping between two doors makes you quarrel a lot with your spouse and sleeping between two pillars makes you irritable and stressed.