Sunday, March 1, 2009

Dinner Notice 843, 4th March 2009, May Garden Restaurant, Penang Road.

Small story on management lesson

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on
the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman
barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and
poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I cannot clean this up with the use of this new
powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed
the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house......" said the lady.

MORAL:
Gather all requirements and resources before working
on any project and committing to the client.....!!!




DINNER NOTICE NO. 843

WEDNESDAY, 04 March 2009

VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM

CHAIRMAN : Goh Ai Choo

FINEMASTER: Jason Ang


MINUTES OF THE 842 nd MEETING OF APEX CLUB OF PENANG

ON 18/2/09, 8PM AT MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG

Attendance: President Andrew Ong, Lifer Tony Ng, Jane Chan, Edward Mai,

Victor Corbett, Anthony, Jason Ang, Angie Low, Balan Menon

Gurmeet Singh & Mike Ong .

Apologies: Lifer Lim Chin Chai & Ai Choo. On Leave : Terrie Loo

1.0 Confirmation of minutes

1.1 The 841st Meeting Minutes was proposed for adoption by Jason Ang and

seconded by Edward Mai.

2.0 Service Report

2.1 Jireh Home, Kulim - President recommended & members agreed to award the

job to contractor Teong Keng who gave a cheaper quotation of RM2,200/= after

discounts. For purpose of records and up-dating in blogspot Edward requested

for photos to be taken before commencement & after completion of the job.

2.2 Charity Car Wash 2009

i) Edward suggested the car wash centre at Gembira with outlets at 5 different

locations. Edward will try to get the centre to accept a standard fee, of say

RM3 – RM4 for all types of cars.

ii) Members agreed that the car wash period be extended to May 2009.

iii) Victor increased his pledge to sell 170 tickets from 150 tickets. With that

increased pledge, Club shall print more than 500 tickets, as follow:-

Total

Victor – 170 tickets 170

Edward – 110 tickets 110

Andrew - 50 tickets 50

Mike & Gurmeet – 30 tickets each 60

Angie Low, Jason & Tony Ng - 20 tickets each 60

Jane, Lim CC & Balan - 10 tickets each 30

Anthony, Seah KL, Terrie & Ai Choo were allocated 10 tickets each 40

520

2.3 Dinner for Cheshire Home

Victor reported that the dinner on 13/2/09 was well attended. Members thank

Lifer Lim CC for sponsoring the cost of 3 tables.

3.0 International Relations

3.1 NRM Bruce Mackie will visit Penang with 6 other Queensland Apexians from

9th March to 11th March 2009. They would leave for Bangkok on 12/03/09.

3.2 Edward, Victor & Lifer Tony will arrange the programme.

3.3 The 3rd Wednesday meeting will be brought forward to 11/03/09 to meet them.

3.4 Mike Ong will liaise with Cheshire Home & Charis Home to welcome the

visiting Apexians. Edward suggested a lunch for the Charis Home residents on

the day of visit.

4.0 Organ Donation Project during Apex Service Week

4.1 In line with the NB programme, a project to get pledges from the public to

donate organs. Balan will plan this project at B’worth.

5.0 Treasurer’s Report

5.1 Jane Chan said the Club has sufficient funds to finance existing projects. She

will also pay RM390/= to the NB for Apex shirts.

6.0 Other Directors’ Reports

6.1 Bursary Director Angie Low will obtain this year’s bursary form from Victor.

6.2 Victor paid the per capita of NRM Scott for 2 years , 2008/2009 & 2009/2010.

Club will collect from NRM Bruce Mackie his dues.

7.0 General

7.1 Fines collection was RM20, apportioned RM15/= to Travel Fund, RM5/= to

Fines A/c.

Meeting adjourned at 9.45pm, proposed by Balan and seconded by Anthony.

Minutes Proposed by: …………………. Seconded by:……………….

Prepared by: Mike Ong


1. Don't talk negatively about people behind their backs. If you gossip, people won't confide in you. Mind your own business.
2. Try to work for someone who'll challenge your powers. You'll learn more in a year than 4 years of college.
3. Successful bosses have good communication skills. They learn from people, including their employees.
4. Work in such a way that makes your boss look good. It's not flattery.
5. On downsizing, the first to go are those with few friends. Bosses prefer competent people whom they respect.
6. Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. Let your dress reflect professionalism.
7. Personal integrity is crucial. Tell nothing but the truth. Bosses can forgive mistakes but if you lie, you're gone.
8. Be on time. Try to arrive few minutes early. It saves you from stress. You'll be much relaxed & work better
9. Strive your best to keep a deadline. If you cannot meet it, then apologize & ask for an extension
10. Don't take things personally. If some people are unhappy with you, it's their problem. But always strive to give your best.
11. If you must correct someone, don't get personal about it. Do it never in front of others.
12. Spend some time alone everyday. What's the mission of my life? What do I want to be? And how to go about it.
13. As you move along Plan A of your career, maintain a Plan B as well — an alternative course to rely

Singaporean in the JB Old Folk's Home
A Singaporean family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Singaporean facilities were too expensive so they had to put him in a nursing home in JB.
After a few weeks in the JB nursing facility, they came to visit Grandpa:
'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.
'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful', says grandpa.
'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a Singaporean living amongst Malaysians.'
'Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents', grandpa says with a big smile.
'There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!
'There is an ex Chief Justice in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Hakim Besar'!
'There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doktor'!
'And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they still call me 'The Fu ..........king Singaporean'!

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