Wednesday, 19th August 2009
VENUE: MAY GARDEN RESTAURANT, PENANG
TIME: FELLOWSHIP 7.30 PM, DINNER MEETING 8.00PM
CHAIRMAN : Edward Mai
Snap shot from Terrie Loo...more to download......
SCREWUP!!! Should have presented during the Grand Dinner !! Totally Rejected by the organiser !!!
A Short LOVE Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Then get your own bloody blanket.'
Subject: Molly The Camel
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan
Desert .
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind the mess tent.
He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the
post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly
The Camel.'
The Captain said, 'I can't say that I can do this, but I can understand
about the 'urges', so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.
Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls
his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it ?'
Sergeant replied, 'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town.
That's where the girls are.'
Moral of the story :-
If you are not sure of doing things, don't be ashamed to ask for
clarification before doing it ... not after you have done it wrongly !!!
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