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Subject: Don't copy if you can't paste!..

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said
: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who
wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.


A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried
to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a
drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The
greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was
not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the
joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who
she was!"


By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a
hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story : Don't copy if you can't paste!