Sunday, September 30, 2012

Apexian Whendie and Johanna from Apex Club of Leganes, Philippines , trip to Malaysia

Thank you NIRO Apexian SK HO, Propexian Quinn & Mrs HO.
Johanna & Whendie ( sponsor by Apex 45 Leganes , Philippines )
up up to Batu Carve
On my way to Genting Highland
Morning " Tim Sum "
                            Semi-con  factory training
With Sungai Pertani Apex Club
Visit to Chershire Home
Club House --Apex Club of Penang
A pavallion built by Apex Club of Penang.


Levels of Stress


You pick up a hitchhiker.... A beautiful girl.
Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful


But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant &
Congratulate you that you're going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!
 

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
 
After the tests are completed,
The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,
And probably have been since birth.
You're extremely stressed but relieved.



 
Chinese Wisdom
 
Woman asks:


If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut.
But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone
calls him a real man. How come?


Man replies:
It's very simple.

Confucius say 'When one lock can be opened by 3
different keys, it's a bad lock.

But when one key can open 10 different locks, we
call it a master key!'.



 
Dog For Sale - Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore,
as there are no more drug pushers,
thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name:
Ho Lee Schitt.










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