dinner Meeting 926th, 3rd oct 2012, May Garden Restaurant, Penang Road.

                    CAT EYE 

 "Change Apex Trend & Establish Youth Entrepreneurship" 

 

" Apex Club of Penang is not static.
We need to change so that we can keep with the times.
Change when change becomes necessary.
"Changing the Faces" can change nothing,
But "Facing the Change" can change everything. "

          Dinner Meeting Year 2012
                                                      

                 926th                                              3rd October 2012

Place  : May Garden Restaurant,Penang
Time   : 7.30pm Fellowship
       : 8.00pm Meeting

Chairman      :   Mike Ong
Finemaster   :   Jane Chan
Sgt At Arms   :   Victor R Corbett
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 Time dateline : 7.30pm , 3rd October 2012   
  
    Invitation from Apex Club of Labasa, Fiji

Fellow Apexains

Pls note that our 35^th National Convention is scheduled from 23^rd – 24^th Nov 2012, hosted by Apex Club of Labasa, which is my club. Labasa is located in Vanua Levu, the 2^nd largest Island in Fiji. Our this year’s NC venue is CDP Building, Naseakula Rd, Labasa, i.e. in Labasa Town.

I on behalf of the Association & the host club, extend a warm invitation to you all & your other friends  for our upcoming National Convention. Pls feel free to come over & enjoy the Fijian hospitality.

Brief NC program is as follows:

               23/11/12             -              7.30pm                Pre-Convention Meeting

                                                                                          Fellowship & Dinner

               24/11/12             -              9.00am                AGM Proper Resumes

                                                            6.30pm -              Convention Dinner Nite

Pls do not hesitate to contact me for further details or clarifications.

Kind Regards

Sanjeet Sagar

NS, Apex Fiji

CP, Apex Labasa

Test your English... Interesting...!

Bet your results will surprise (or even shock) you...   The 25 Most Commonly Misspelled Words The 25 Most Commonly Misspelled Words is a list that has circulated among American businesses for decades. Two words have variant spellings for companies using British English spelling. Those two words are repeated at the end of the list of 25 words asking for the British spellings. Business writers can avoid the problem of having supervisors, colleagues, and editors mark words as being misspelled by using the spellings preferred in their countries. Two words also have variants that appear in dictionaries. However, business writers have clear preferences for one of the spellings and expect to see that spelling in business documents. We want you to know the preferred spellings so you avoid criticism. Select the correct or preferred spelling in each of the following questions to test your spelling of the most commonly misspelled words. 1. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) acomodate b) accomodate c) acommodate d) accommodate e) Don't Know2. Which of the following spellings is preferred in American English? a) acknowledgment b) acknowledgement c) acknowlegment d) acknowlegement e) Don't Know3. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) arguement b) argument c) arguemant d) arguemint e) Don't Know4. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) comitment b) comitmment c) commitment d) comitmant e) Don't Know5. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) consensus b) concensus c) consencus d) consenssus e) Don't Know6. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) deductible b) deductable c) deductuble d) deductabel e) Don't Know7. Which of the following spellings is always preferred in American English and preferred as an adjective in British English? ("He has insulin-__________ diabetes.") a) dependant b) depindant c) dependent d) dependunt e) Don't Know8. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) embarras b) embaras c) embarass d) embarrass e) Don't Know9. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) existance b) existence c) existanse d) existanc e) Don't Know10. Which of the following spellings is correct for a page at the beginning of a book? a) foreward b) forword c) forworde d) foreword e) Don't Know11. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) harass b) haras c) harrass d) herrass e) Don't Know12. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) inadvertant b) inadvartant c) inadvartent d) inadvertent e) Don't Know13. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) indispensabel b) indispensible c) indispensable d) indespensible e) Don't Know14. Which of the following spellings is preferred in American English? a) judgement b) judgment c) judgemant d) judgmant e) Don't Know15. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) liason b) liasson c) liasone d) liaison e) Don't Know16. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) license b) lisense c) licens d) lisence e) Don't Know17. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) occassion b) ocassion c) occasion d) ocasion e) Don't Know18. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) occurrence b) ocurrance c) occurrance d) occurance e) Don't Know19. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) perserverance b) persaverence c) perserverence d) perseverance e) Don't Know20. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) prerogative b) perogative c) perogitive d) preragitive e) Don't Know21. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) privelege b) privilege c) privlege d) privelige e) Don't Know22. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) procede b) proceede c) proced d) proceed e) Don't Know23. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) seperate b) separete c) separate d) seperat e) Don't Know24. Which of the following spellings is PREFERRED? a) supersede b) supercede c) superceed d) suparseed e) Don't Know25. Which of the following spellings is correct? a) withhold b) withhuld c) withold d) withhald e) Don't Know26. Which of the following spellings is preferred in British English? a) acknowledgment b) acknowledgement c) acknowlegment d) acknowlegement e) Don't Know27. Which of the following spellings is preferred in British English other than in legal documents? a) judgement b) judgment c) judgemant d) judgmant e) Don't Know You have now finished the test & & & & & Answer Correct Answer 1. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) acomodate   b) accomodate   c) acommodate   d) accommodate   e) Don't Know   d 2. Which of the following spellings is preferred in American English?   a) acknowledgment   b) acknowledgement   c) acknowlegment   d) acknowlegement   e) Don't Know   a 3. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) arguement   b) argument   c) arguemant   d) arguemint   e) Don't Know   b 4. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) comitment   b) comitmment   c) commitment   d) comitmant   e) Don't Know   c 5. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) consensus   b) concensus   c) consencus   d) consenssus   e) Don't Know a 6. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) deductible   b) deductable   c) deductuble   d) deductabel   e) Don't Know a 7. Which of the following spellings is always preferred in American English and preferred as an adjective in British English?   a) dependant   b) depindant   c) dependent   d) dependunt   e) Don't Know   c 8. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) embarras   b) embaras   c) embarass   d) embarrass   e) Don't Know   d 9. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) existance   b) existence   c) existanse   d) existanc   e) Don't Know b 10. Which of the following spellings is correct for a page in a book?   a) foreward   b) forword   c) forworde   d) foreword   e) Don't Know   d 11. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) harass   b) haras   c) harrass   d) herrass   e) Don't Know   a 12. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) inadvertant   b) inadvartant   c) inadvartent   d) inadvertent   e) Don't Know   d 13. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) indispensabel   b) indispensible   c) indispensable   d) indespensible   e) Don't Know   c 14. Which of the following spellings is preferred in American English?   a) judgement   b) judgment   c) judgemant   d) judgmant   e) Don't Know b 15. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) liason   b) liasson   c) liasone   d) liaison   e) Don't Know   d 16. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) license   b) lisense   c) licens   d) lisence   e) Don't Know   a 17. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) occassion   b) ocassion   c) occasion   d) ocasion   e) Don't Know   c 18. Which of the following spellings is correct?   a) occurrence   b) ocurrance   c) occurrance   d) occurance   e) Don't Know   a 19. Which is the correct spelling?   a) perserverance   b) persaverence   c) perserverence   d) perseverance   e) Don't Know   d 20. Which is the correct spelling?   a) prerogative   b) perogative   c) perogitive   d) preragitive   e) Don't Know   a 21. Which is the correct spelling?   a) privelege   b) privilege   c) privlege   d) privelige   e) Don't Know   b 22. Which of these spellings is the correct spelling?   a) procede   b) proceede   c) proced   d) proceed   e) Don't Know   d 23. Which is the correct spelling?   a) seperate   b) separete   c) separate   d) seperat   e) Don't Know   c 24. Which is the PREFERRED spelling?   a) supersede   b) supercede   c) superceed   d) suparseed   e) Don't Know   a 25. Which is the correct spelling?   a) withhold   b) withhuld   c) withold   d) withhald   e) Don't Know a 26. Which of the following spellings is preferred in British English?   a) acknowledgment   b) acknowledgement   c) acknowlegment   d) acknowlegement   e) Don't Know   b 27. Which of the following spellings is preferred in British English other than in legal documents?   a) judgement   b) judgment   c) judgemant   d) judgmant   e) Don't Know   a

 

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